A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a beer and a mop."
Yeah, he's 10. Funny bastard. Cuz, you know, his parents weren't married when he was born.
I still believe that there is nothing, absolutely nothing I can't do if I try. Except spontaneously combust. I've tried like the dickens, but I just can't ignite.
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Date: 2006-02-12 06:13 am (UTC)A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a beer and a mop."
Yeah, he's 10. Funny bastard. Cuz, you know, his parents weren't married when he was born.
I still believe that there is nothing, absolutely nothing I can't do if I try. Except spontaneously combust. I've tried like the dickens, but I just can't ignite.