jackshoegazer | Red wine is the lamp post of iniquity.

There is a terrarium of turtles next to my desk. And one fish named Firefox.

Today is the day of work, without the job part of it. I must wash dishes and laundry and clean up from the rambunctious weekend, finish my application for the University of Wisconsin-Madison. I still have to figure out what I'm going to write in my essay.

Yeah, hi. I want to go to your school. I promise to not slack off and publish a lot and bring high prestige to your institution. I totally rule, I swear.

For the record... The Transporter 2 has beautifully clever and choreographed fight scenes. The rest completely blows chunks. The chase scenes in The Island were better. The required-by-law "hot" girl of the film was fubckIng nasty. Save your money. The first Transporter was waaaaaay better. Though, we did come up with a good marketing tagline.... UZIs : Ugly Guns for Ugly Girls. So, I hereby award this movie with a boat-load of stinky fish and a super hot chick.

Also, Amy's Vegetarian Chili is great.

I think it's too early to wax philosophical. I have a wine headache that registers .4 on the Richter scale. That means it's small.

Fine, enough procrastinating.

Ug.