THE MISADVENTURES OF AN ESOTERIC INVESTIGATOR

For practical purposes, and a sense of honor and a planned clean death, I am partial to the first one. However, the bear one does have some appeal.. just think of the stories that will be told at your wake! Reporters will interview the guy that sold you the cymbals "He said he was joining a marching band.." Friends will wonder increduously, "there were THREE sleeping bears...?" and Parents will lament the day when you were 5 and they took you to the zoo and you had your first exposure to bears.