Bored update.
Dec. 21st, 2005 05:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jackshoegazerI'm drinking a FUZE Banana Colada while ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
antarcticlust and kiwikat make curry in the kitchen. I am virtually useless at the moment, with the exception of having to get the food processor down from the high cabinet top. I have to leave for work in half an hour and that is teh suck because food won't be done before I have to go.
Yay! Kat will give me a ride, so I can stay an extra hour!
A UPS guy just showed up with a package from 1800FLOWERS for Jacquelyn. It's a stuffed dog with a cup cake with a flashing candle that plays the Happy Birthday song. I signed a false name for the package and Jacqui gave him some oatmeal raisin cookies. The package has no card or return address so we have no idea who it's from.
Ah, the mysteries of the Solstice!
Last night I watched The Passion of the Christ which was two hours and nine minutes of Jesus getting the shit beat out of him. It never shows any miracles, so if you didn't know anything about Christianity and watched this movie, one might think the whole religion was based on a magician who refused to admit his tricks were all sleight of hand. Who got whipped with chains and beaten for twelve hours with nails in his hands and feet.
Which reminds me of that bad joke: Why couldn't Jesus have walked on water? Because of the holes in his feet.
Bu-dum tssss!
antarcticlust and kiwikat make curry in the kitchen. I am virtually useless at the moment, with the exception of having to get the food processor down from the high cabinet top. I have to leave for work in half an hour and that is teh suck because food won't be done before I have to go.Yay! Kat will give me a ride, so I can stay an extra hour!
A UPS guy just showed up with a package from 1800FLOWERS for Jacquelyn. It's a stuffed dog with a cup cake with a flashing candle that plays the Happy Birthday song. I signed a false name for the package and Jacqui gave him some oatmeal raisin cookies. The package has no card or return address so we have no idea who it's from.
Ah, the mysteries of the Solstice!
Last night I watched The Passion of the Christ which was two hours and nine minutes of Jesus getting the shit beat out of him. It never shows any miracles, so if you didn't know anything about Christianity and watched this movie, one might think the whole religion was based on a magician who refused to admit his tricks were all sleight of hand. Who got whipped with chains and beaten for twelve hours with nails in his hands and feet.
Which reminds me of that bad joke: Why couldn't Jesus have walked on water? Because of the holes in his feet.
Bu-dum tssss!
