jackshoegazer | The Random Question Meme!

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

jrfrench, angrybunnyman, and lagizma walk into a bar. What does the bartender say?: "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddlin' kids!"
Can dakini_grl raise the dead to perform common household tasks?: Yes, and I'm pretty sure that's exactly what she does and I'm very mad she won't teach me how to do it.
Where did blackdreams leave the remote?: My guess is in the night-deposit slot in the bank's drive-thru.
How many people has scullybully seduced?: All of them? None of them? Somewhere in between?
How many licks would weishaupt take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?: About as long as it takes him to get to the center of The Mysteries.
In what ways are you smarter than kiwikat?: I know a lot more about peeing while standing?
How will twilighttreader die?: Probably from a heart attack after eating a pizza cone stuffed inside a bacon-wrapped, deep-fried turducken.
Did jennywho steal the cookie from the cookie jar?: She probably did and then sold it on Ebay, used the profit to buy two cookies and put them back in the jar, thus balancing her karma.
Does orangebeaver know how to spell the word 'embarrass' correctly?: Fuck yeah, in like eight languages.
What is lagizma's favorite meal?: Flamingo?

You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

Come on! It's random questions, chosen randomly, about random members of my flist! It could be about YOU! CLICK THE LINK! CLICK IT! BUY THE TICKET, TAKE THE RIDE!

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Aw. I'm not on there... I was ripped off! I want my money back!

It's a good thing that the ticket was free and the ride was a long hallway that led you back to the entrance.

Wait, you know people in this, so you have to pay the voyeur price!

Damn! I should have kept my mouth shut.

Word.

I totally wanted to be in there!

Pizza AND turducken AND bacon!? GENIUS!

Quivey's Grove actually has a dish that is, for all intents and purposes, a turducken soup. I haven't had it yet though.

Hahahaaaaaa!

I prefer androids to the undead.

Sure, they're a little more deliberate when it comes to taking direction, but they don't smell or leave body parts behind, either.

Yeah, there's nothing quite as gross as finding a rotted arm holding a sponge in the bathtub :(

I wasn't in yours but a version of you was in mine!

YAY!

Poot. That link is broken and I can't make one.

It's working now :)

...must be my computer. I still can't do it. :P

Here's the quiz if I enter your name if you want to copy/paste and fill in the answers yourself:

In what ways is geekwomans smarter than you?
Who would win in a fight between son_of_sam_i_am and rain24?
Does idlestory have a funny-shaped head or what?
What do you think of when you see kylecassidy?
What is hexkitten's favorite meal?
What would scottsays be like on an LSD trip?
What would happen if ghostmist and travelsintown went on a date together?
What would edsalert and quizdiva inherit from slobberpuppy's will?
What is robyn_ma allergic to?
What is faith0322's motto?

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here (http://heptadecagram.net/cgi-bin/friendquestion.pl).

Fnatastic! Thank you!!!

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I have no idea. My guess is some number divisible by zero.

Flamingo! Not as a meal, maybe as an item of worship.

That was me.

Maybe I should have put Axl Rose instead?

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