new theory, old theory

[identity profile] lucidpseudogod.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
the lorax can get down on his knees, beg plead and get a disease but the neo-cons glow in the dark, and bark as they chop down the park -we're drilling and boring for more office storing- besides, lorax, we're christians and jesus said 'if the tree does not bear fruit, uproot it, the only fruit we see here is you, lorax. so, once again, jesus destroys the world -you suck at this game jesus- the lorax said as he dropped his rhyme into the grime of earth, a grimy rhyming tree will sprout, till your all insane schizo and voices scream and shout -genetically modified multiple personality schizophrenia causing grimy rhyming trees...mmmmmmm tastes like playing G-d-

[identity profile] tobiedammit.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww! The Lorax is my favorite Dr. Seuss book.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-06-18 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow I never read that one until last year :P

<3 trees <3

[identity profile] jesuslovesbono.livejournal.com 2008-06-14 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
someone's gotta do it.