What is this world coming to?

[jackshoegazer]

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[joraina.livejournal.com]

I love how this is listed under "Burglaries."

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

What got stolen exactly? Hmmmm.

[fortepiano.livejournal.com]

lol wtf

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[symwyse.livejournal.com]

WTF?! Is the only thing that comes to mind while reading this. That and the fact that a newspaper actually published the words "masturbating and watching a pornographic movie" in the same sentence. Okay, the fact that this was published at all is enough to make one wonder what's really going on.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

If I ever teach a creative writing class, I'm going to assign them to write a story, the context for this article.

[at-the-stars.livejournal.com]

When a man can't enjoy a nice pornographic movie and masturbating without his dog getting killed... the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Seriously. This ain't Communist Russia!

[katachthonios.livejournal.com]

You know, I suppose it could be worse.

He could have been masturbating while watching "The O'Reilly Factor."

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Well, he *said* pornographic movie. I bet it Tucker!

[protodisco.livejournal.com]

that sounds like the best short film of all time.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Actually, I believe it's the plot for Saw XIV.

[kelikala.livejournal.com]

That made me do a big 0.o

Makes me ashamed to admit I'm from Ohio when I see crap like that coming from our newspapers.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

It's okay. I live in Wisconsin, home to Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer.

[abmann.livejournal.com]

There's a good short story in there...

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I was thinking if I ever taught a creative writing class, I'd make them write a story about this, the context leading up to the article.

[karamiatx.livejournal.com]

Thats crazy....Am I the only person who thinks it highly odd that the intruder just happened to walk in on the man, in a basement, mind you, while he was masturbating and also just happened to have a video camera with him? Oddddd.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I feel there's a whole extra level to this that just isn't getting reported.

[helpimarock.livejournal.com]

Okay, Akron, Ohio is kind of a weird place, but this goes way beyond the norm. I'm surprised I didn't hear about this when it happened because in 2003 I was still living there and reading the news all the time too.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Dude, we know it was you!

[3starsinmyeyes.livejournal.com]

I would just like to say

Only in my town...

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I bet you had something to do with it.

[3starsinmyeyes.livejournal.com]

you got me, i was the one video taping.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I always knew you were a man.

[3starsinmyeyes.livejournal.com]

I have been a lot of things, but a man has never been one of them.

Something you should know about the Beacon Journal... they rarely ever get shit right the first time out. :)