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jackshoegazer ([personal profile] jackshoegazer) wrote2008-02-19 01:49 pm
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Son of a bitch.

Is it really possible to viscerally hate someone you've barely exchanged four words with?  This will be a vitriolic rant; be warned.

I fucking hate, I mean HATE this guy in my English class.  He never pays attention to what's going on in class, constantly wears earbuds and holds up the class when he's called on since the teacher has to reexplain everything to him.  The first day of class he called himself an "artist" and yet from what he's shared in class, is a complete shit writer.  He's the guy who is doing the large peace signs and "STOP ALL WAR" scrawls in chalk on the buildings downtown near campus.  He goes on rants about how he hates Hillary Clinton, even going to a talk Chelsea did, heckling her and holding up a sign saying, "HILLARY IS PRO-WAR."  When Mike Huckabee was in town, his campaign bus right across the street from my school, he ran outside and started screaming about Huckabee being a racist and a fascist and a couple dozen other words I'm sure he only vaguely knows the definitions of.  When he ran out of vague pejoratives, he started going on about how Huckabee is at least better than John McCain.  Today in class, same as usual, not paying attention, et cetera, general annoyances, but then someone asked about where to vote in today's primary and he starts going off about how he went to the polls and got a ballot then tore it up in front of the poll workers and threw it away and then started bleating, "Baraaaaaaack Obaaaaaaama."  The guy is a fucking moron, thinking he's so nonconformist and independent a thinker and is one of those people who will accuse anyone with an opinion nearing popular thought to be uneducated and brainwashed, yet his own beliefs are such obvious repetitive talking points and prejudices.  Everything about him makes me want to punch him in the face.  After his Obama bleating, I said "What a fucking moron." to myself and I think a few people heard me since a couple turned and smiled.  I am going to have a very difficult time being objective when we start workshopping our writing.

Fuck.

/rant

[identity profile] abmann.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You, uh. You want I should break his knees, boss? I gots this shiny new crowbar.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, I want you to "paint his motherfucking house."

[identity profile] strawdogs.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
i sense an impending public head-to-head argument between you two before the semester's over. i also predict that you will be the unanimously decided victor.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for your vote of confidence and impending verbal violence :D

[identity profile] antarcticlust.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I would have a very difficult time keeping my mouth shut around this guy. Seriously - what did he accomplish by tearing up his ballot? Statistically, he's no different than some apathetic pop-culture-emulating airhead who couldn't be bothered to vote.

I should get to vote twice because of that dumbass. I pity you, honey. You should call him out about the earbuds next time. Say something like, "I'm surprised such an ardent nonconformist even buys into that materialistic icon of consumption."

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to keep my mouth shut. I have a very bad tendency to openly criticize asses and I'd rather keep my cool this time around. Probably won't be able to but hey, I can try :P

[identity profile] cygnus.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
How in the bloody hell is Huckabee BETTER than McCain? I mean, they both suck, but surely McCain>Huckabee. Surely!

And yes, it is possible.

the bloody hell

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
EXACTLY. HOW?! I can't even get a gauge on his political views because they're so damned contradictory. He's probably a fucking Anarchist or a Libertarian. Nothing against Libertarians and Anarchists, obviously, but I meet the most retarded people claiming to be Libertarians or Anarchists.

Re: the bloody hell

[identity profile] cygnus.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I know a few Libertarians and they always sound pretty sane to me until they say something just completely off the rails. Anarchists... are fun movie characters.

[identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, I feel your pain. I noticed that back in college, and I notice it in Friends of my LJ Friends, too. I generally steer clear of people who try to declare as loudly as possible about how much of a special snowflake they are.

I hope your classes are still going well, though.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I have no problem with special snowflakes, but this guy is so effing cliche about it. Not an original thought in that stupid head.

Otherwise my classes are going great :D

[identity profile] anubis75.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I am going to have a very difficult time being objective when we start workshopping our writing.

I can undestand that. One thing to keep in mind is that paper dolls only have one demision. If he's that much of a cause-head poseur personally then chances are it bleeds over into his writing like a ruptured aorta. Then you'll be able to critque him for getting on a soapbox with only a fraction of an argument.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I've already seen evidence of that. One of his pieces was about his Chelsea-heckling. I can't wait until we start workshopping :D

[identity profile] dakini-grl.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ack. Something tells me this dude is one of those loose-grip-on-reality types. Yeesh.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, to be an idealistic youth with no concept of reality :P

[identity profile] explodingalice.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
As much as I loved the really open, generally politically active college environment, it was fuckwastes like that that really set my teeth on edge. I wonder ... who does he suppose *is* a good candidate? I must assume he offers nothing constructive or espouses anything other than a generic "No War" sentiment.

This reminds me ... I was at the train station to day, waiting for my train (there is a college campus near my office), and I saw a guy ahead of me with long black hair, black clothes, and a black trenchcoat. As he turned slightly I noticed from his profile that he had a black goatee. The girl beside him (c'mon, you can guess this) had dyed black hair, thick-framed glasses, and a black beret. Seriously - I had to stifle a laugh at their lovingly created "original bohemian" college student looks. (I realize this makes me sound a total bitch, making such a snap judgement, I'm sure they were really nice kids. But still.)

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I really need to find out what he thinks good government is that what he expects from politicians. If he's looking for complete honesty and perfection from his leaders he'd best get the fuck out of politics and start following Jesus or Buddha.

I make the same kinds of assumptions about people every day. Sometimes I feel bad about it, but then I remember that me and my friends were doing the same shit a dozen years ago and others were doing it a dozen years before that. Once you're far enough away from it, you see how silly it all looks and wish you could just shake them and wake them up, or maybe I do at at least :P

[identity profile] violet-meeks.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm creeping out here to say I'll bust him up for ya.

I have very good friends who have political views that are 180 from mine. Why? Because it's fun to talk to them and talk with them. People who spew forth words like "fascist" then when asked to define that word and the best they can come up with is "Ah..Ah..BUSH!!!! FUCK THE WAR!!!!" make me want to punch them in the head until they are a drooling mush head.

Oh not to hurt them but just assure they can never ever vote. I mean I want people to vote but have an actual fucking idea of what it is their voting for and not just what some left wing or right wing blogs spews.

Oh God I could rant about this topic forever.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
I agree. In this day of the 24-hour news cycle, pundits, spin, etc, everything has to be whittled down to a 5 second blurb and it really bothers me that people consider themselves politically savvy because they've memorized all the talking points.

If I want to explain how Bush is a fascist, I'll talk about how fascism has spread in previous times, like creating external enemies, creating gulags, spying on your own people, harass counter-groups, controlling the press, et cetera, all things this Administration has done. Naomi Wolf wrote an article about it in much greater detail. Anyhoo, I agree. I don't care if people have views I disagree with, but it;s their damned tactics that bug me :P

[identity profile] labelle77.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
morons. very tasty on toast with a side of fuck-you sauce.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'll go vegetarian before I eat moron :D

[identity profile] irishspongie.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Is he a white boy with curly hair? Just testin' a theory... :D

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
He's white with wavy hair. Sorry, not curly.

[identity profile] katachthonios.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say something like 'Don't waste your hate' or other simpering blather, but god only knows how many times I've had to vent before the pressure overwhelmed me and I systematically bashed in the heads of ever half-wit and chucklefuck with an eighteen-inch purple sparkly dildo whilst humming Burt Bacarach's "What the World Needs Now is Love".

Be careful with trying to overwhelm him with logic; he can't see the forest through his reflection in the mirror. Instead, perhaps you ought to stand agape when he reads a piece he's written, then comment with all the mock sincerity you can muster -- dammit, man, I want an Oscar performance -- comment that you are floored by his "/SUB-i-til/ genus" [sic].

If he still doesn't get it, ask him his thoughts on Kirkegaard, then kick him in the balls.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
It's just that - I had to vent before I went off. I have in the past, gotten into disruptive arguments with morons and found it to be in the long run futile.

If I could bring myself to actually engage him in conversation, I know I could run circles around him with actual facts and probably lead him to prove my own points, but as I said, ultimately futile.

I might just skip Kirkegaard and go straight for the nut stomp.

[identity profile] katachthonios.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but that's half the fun....

[identity profile] marie-paris.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
:(

So now I won't feel so bad when I do a rant soon about this brainwashed superficial brainwashed generic occult-book-regurgitating satanist bitch my best friend is suddenly dating/f**king cause she looks like his ex, lol.

arghle

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, rant rant! HURRAH!

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Don't get me started on my hatred of Satanists. They are so fucking silly.

[identity profile] marie-paris.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
They have to be some of the most low IQ dunces on the planet...Anton Lavey was a bad liar, a failure as a hustler, and beat and abused his wife, children, and pets to no end. His rhetoric was profoundly mind-numbingly retarded. The Church of Satan is one of the saddest things I've witnessed in society. Marilyn Manson is their new mascot.....and don't get me started on that loser of a coke-snorting whore, not to mention the cause of higher murder statistics in the greater LA metro area...Temple of Set, etc etc. It's not worth the vomit I feel welling up in my stomach.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
My main beef is that Satanists never existed, historically. They were basically created by the Catholic Church. During the Inquisition, the people they tortured admitted to anything, specifically, the Church's greatest fears, people worshiping Satan. No one ever actually worshiped Satan. Anyone who is a Satanist now, is a fool, grasping on to a modern phenomenon, a bunch of morons following an ugly theatrical blend of crap stolen from horror movies with snippets of Egypt and Crowley and Christianity.

[identity profile] kdorian.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Is it really possible to viscerally hate someone you've barely exchanged four words with?

And here I thought you were going to explain having some irrational, visceral dislike for someone you hardly knew... This guy, though, seems to deserve it. Destroy him and have fun with it, if you feel so inclined.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
HUZZAH! Thank you! I rarely have dislike for people I don't know. I wait for them to be stupid twatwaffles and then I hate them :D

[identity profile] kdorian.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
A just and reasonable method of sorting the wheat from the chaff.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
I got it from the Bible :D

[identity profile] gutzilla.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
If it's possible to hate someone after reading a LiveJournal post about them, then I'm sure it's possible to hate them after witnessing such foolery!

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET [ME] FREE!

[identity profile] helpimarock.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, god, I've been around so many people like this before. The Midwest seems to breed them in small quantities for whatever reason.

I had a friend in college who was JUST LIKE THIS. I didn't fully realize it though until we got an apartment together and I got stuck in the lease with him for over a year. He thought he was going to be the next George Lucas and went around calling himself a "total pinko liberal commie" (as if that was something to be proud of) and driving around with a "Labotomies for Republicans Now!" bumper sticker, but in reality he was just a Star Wars dork whose understanding of liberal politics was almost as bas as his understanding of conservative politics. The crazy part is that he did the SAME THING to Bob Dole back in 1996 that the douche in your class did to Huckabee. He and another crazy friend of his put on women's lingerie and feather boas over their street clothes and went and shouted stuff at Dole from behind the police line. They weren't crossdressers or anything, they just thought that Dole was so prejudice and unstable that seeing them dressed like that would freak him out and cause him to embarrass himself in public and loose the election. Yeeeeah.

I'd love to have a chat with this guy. I'd scare the shit out of him. I've run the gamut from being a hardcore, Reagan-loving, Clinton-hating, Young Republican that fantasized about PETA members being mauled by animals.. to being a deadly serious, rabidly Bush-despising, quasi-bohemian militant who was totally prepared to shoot-to-kill at cops if they should try to invade the privacy of my home again.. to where I'm at now at (I hope) a reasonable, normal human in between point. Nobody was as sociopolitically crazy as I was and the only to be gained from that is the realization that "oh, extremes and fanaticism are bad." In this age of religious extremism, you think this guy would have gotten a clue by now.

Anyway, sorry about the length of this comment, but I just want to make it abundantly clear how right you are about this guy being a complete fucking moron.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Long comments rule - never apologize for them!

I'm glad you've found your balance. Though, God hates the lukewarm. Or so I hear. I bet that's kind of bullshit, actually.

My main beef with this guy is that 1) he's obviously not educated on "reality" especially political reality and 2) getting in these people's faces and offending them is NOT going to change their minds. Only time and thoughtful, convincing arguments are going to do that.