Coincidence?

[jackshoegazer]

You may recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March,1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleeza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

This is what happens when aliens breed with sheep.

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

Comments

[jrfrench.livejournal.com]

Bush was born on July 6th,1946. (http://www.chartplanet.com/famous/charts/gwbush.html) He has, oddly enough, the same birthday as H.H. the Dalai Lama.

[con-grazia.livejournal.com]

And me. And Nancy Reagan. However, I like to think that HHDL cancels the rest of them out. :)

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I knew the dates were wrong, but - like that piece that went around about the connections between Lincoln and Kennedy - I thought it was damned funny.

As per the GWB/HHtDL connection - the Universe is always doing it's silly balancing act.

[cygnus.livejournal.com]

Heh. Poor sheep.

Ah, Dan Quayle. He and Bush Senior contributed heavily to my teenage realization that maybe the Republicans weren't actually up to any good...

Oh and btw, have been drinking at the cup (http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=cygnus) of your iconomicon again, and would like you to know, and a hearty "keep up the good work, because the work is good" to you as well.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Hey, thank you :)

[enodia.livejournal.com]

That is too good. Heheh!!!