I'm pretty sure I told you this before, but hey, I'm repetitive.

[jackshoegazer]

Today was really customized.  I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up. I feel a bit strange because we've just moved and there's a weird smell in the house.

I'm so stoned.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken. I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am making this journal Friends Only because of the perverts and stalkers who only want to see my photos. Today, I got a digital camera!  Yes!  Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs. Purple amphibian soup!

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with my favourite Buffy fan-fiction piece I wrote last year when I was in hospital.

Oh yeah, none of this is true.

Comments

[xxxdirtyblvd.livejournal.com]

i don't know how much it would mean anything coming from me, someone you don't know, but i feel for you because im in the same boat. this entry caught my attention because i woke up to the smell of cooking bacon this morning too and it freaked me out because it was so...normal? i kept reading and i kept relating, because living in this narcissistic world has become so challenging and no one reallly cares about others. but then again those feelings do pass, the situations and the people that are around us change, and the people that don't talk aren't worth talking too (usually). lastly reading the statement about bipolar disorder shocked me because ive been diagnosed as that too- and ive become completely paranoid from drugs. but drugs seem like the only release at times. it sucks to feel this way and shitttt sorry about the lice. but then think of this entry and this current feeling as something that you'll look back upon and relish because it was real. fuck now i don't even know what im talking about, but basically, you're not alone. and i heart reading your entries.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Um, thanks :) Did you get your response from an auto-lj-updater as well ;) snoogins.

[foucaultonacid.livejournal.com]

make sure to use lots of talcum poder and mousituriser on your shaved skin to make sure the regrowth doesn't get infected.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Thanks, that's a great idea! I was just going to rub on some Crisco and sit in the sun.

[foucaultonacid.livejournal.com]

don't forget the special seasonings

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I use McDonald's special sauce.

[omnedai.livejournal.com]

well, i'm convinced.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Of what, praytell?

[omnedai.livejournal.com]

the legitimacy of your entry.
still.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Damn, you've seen right through my double-reverse-psychology ruse!

[omnedai.livejournal.com]

what can i say?
i smell truth, no matter how deeply buried in deception, misquotes and bull feces.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

So, do you need a clothes pin to plug your nose within 100 miles of Washington DC?

[omnedai.livejournal.com]

of course not. i'm enlightened.
my mind has no pipe size, nor maximum capacity.
i have extended the range of my thought beyond the boundaries of sanity, and stretched my perception around and within the basin of reality. no morsel of knowledge escapes me, no cosmic truth evades, no one can hear you scream.

...but yeah, that place stinks.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Wow, with all that, it must be really hard to get into the shower without stubbing your toe.

[omnedai.livejournal.com]

i work out. (?)

[holographia.livejournal.com]

i was about to say,' whoa there mister'!

that was quite the entry.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Wasn't it? I made one of these auto-generated posts a long-long time ago, but I felt it was time for a new WTF post :)

[luneeboy.livejournal.com]

lmao.. you had me going.. uh-huh.. that you did!! :p

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Sweet. I've been lazy with real updates, so I have to do something to keep my fanbase fulfilled.

[blackbuttoneyes.livejournal.com]

That definitely made Top 5 Confused Moments of the Week!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Wow, just of the week!? I've got to try harder then!

[blackbuttoneyes.livejournal.com]

No, it's not you, I'm just very confused very often. =)

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Gotcha :)

[laboli.livejournal.com]

LOL! I new it was a set up as soon as I read "Today, I got a digital camera." And being the pervert that I am, I about knocked my mouse off my desk when I tried to ninja grip it to click on the "my cock" picture. You tease! .....heheheh...;)

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Cock, Superman being a dick, same thing :)

[laboli.livejournal.com]

I know...just being sophomoric..;P

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

YAY!

[brdgt.livejournal.com]

Ha! I knew it wasn't true at BACON!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you tricksy devil with your inside knowledge of our eating habits!

[gutzilla.livejournal.com]

Yeah RIGHT. You didn't get out of bed before breakfast.

[atomic-goo.livejournal.com]

Win.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Shit, I should have thought about it as I usually MAKE the breakfasts.

[dearymetalsinks.livejournal.com]

hah. hahahaha. thanx fer the linx

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome :D