When I am King, elections and news will be controlled and paid for by my Government. No more campaign contributions, no more sensationalism. Facts. I will openly encourage them to criticize me all they like. I just won't be doing anything wrong.

(Of course, I plan to be King of the Earth, so I'll also be dissolving sovereign national borders and instituting a world-wide minimum wage and currency, and massive public-works projects to make sure everyone, and I mean everyone on the planet has at least a bare-minimum level of food and shelter. Capitalism? Great, but balanced by a heavy amount of socialism. Putting the group in front of the individual. John Nash proved that is the best way for every individual to prosper.)