ext_349413 ([identity profile] irishspongie.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] jackshoegazer 2007-03-26 02:23 am (UTC)

...and show me their tits.

Of course, you'd need photographs for the book you're eventually going to write about your cab stories. In this, I'm reminded of some JCvD (Jean-Claude van Damme) film in which he kicks bad guys' arses (yes, I'm narrowing it down, aren't I? - I think Natasha Henstridge was in it, too) and acquires a sort-of sidekick: a cab driver who plans to write about his experiences. Only, the chap gets killed in the crossfire, I think.

So the moral of the story is: don't be JCvD's sidekick if you happen to pick him up as a fare.

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