Today.
Negative seventeen degrees Fahrenheit. That's -27 on the Celsius. Driving taxi. Motherfucker.
That is all.
P.S. I'm on the Dean's List again. I may burn my congratulatory letter for warmth. Please excuse me while I go put on some thermal underwear and slip inside a recently-eviscerated ton-ton.
That is all.
P.S. I'm on the Dean's List again. I may burn my congratulatory letter for warmth. Please excuse me while I go put on some thermal underwear and slip inside a recently-eviscerated ton-ton.