dane cook has my favorite comedy routine about being remembered when you're gone....
you can do it every day, just do a little something so that people will remember you after you're gone. like if you see a kid eating an ice cream cone just go up to him and smash it into his face and yell "YOU REMEMBER ME FOREVER!!!".
because YOU KNOW That when that kid is fifty he is going to be telling that story "once i was eating an ice cream cone and a man came up to me. i did not know this man. he smashed my ice cream treat in and around my eyes and yelled at me 'you fuckin' remember me forever'"
but i did NOT say fucking.
he deserves to get ice cream smashed in and around his eyes because he is a lying 50 year old man. i did NOT say fucking.
dane cook is a funny biotch, i highly reccomend him.
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you can do it every day, just do a little something so that people will remember you after you're gone. like if you see a kid eating an ice cream cone just go up to him and smash it into his face and yell "YOU REMEMBER ME FOREVER!!!".
because YOU KNOW That when that kid is fifty he is going to be telling that story "once i was eating an ice cream cone and a man came up to me. i did not know this man. he smashed my ice cream treat in and around my eyes and yelled at me 'you fuckin' remember me forever'"
but i did NOT say fucking.
he deserves to get ice cream smashed in and around his eyes because he is a lying 50 year old man. i did NOT say fucking.
dane cook is a funny biotch, i highly reccomend him.