like that but less ugly. i'm thinking a south american monkey with a prehensile tail instead of a chimp. like the monkey that ross on friends had.

why do i know ross on friends had a monkey? i never watched that show except for the year in the dorms when my roommate would tape it and watch the same one over and over while stoned and eating entire bags of chips and tubs of salsa and cans of frosting and wondering why she was thin but with a giant ghetto booty.