[identity profile] antarcticlust.livejournal.com 2005-07-30 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. I wonder if my breasts will be an impediment to the men's Izod alligator shirt?

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2005-07-30 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm.. I'm going to guess it won't impede at all. But I could be wrong. I am lacking in key information, such as exact volume of breast we're dealing with and the size of the shirt ;)

[identity profile] antarcticlust.livejournal.com 2005-07-30 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*checks tag*

It says..."38C."

Whatever that means.

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2005-07-30 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I see. I might have to do some field research on this one and get back to you with a more deinitive answer ;)

[identity profile] antarcticlust.livejournal.com 2005-07-30 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's always good to have a large sample size in field research. Which means you'll have to have a LOT of breasts to play with. And you'll need a "control," to compare them too.

Why does this somehow suddenly seem like a really bad excuse for cheating on your girlfriend? "Honey, it was research! You're my control, Baby! The rest are just data points!"

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2005-07-30 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHHAHAHA!! Good thing I don't have a girlfriend :P
Aferall, a scientist must remain unbiased :)

Total Side Note::

[identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com 2005-07-31 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I just stumbled upon the journal of someone who knows a Jacqui Gill who has a friend named Jeremy. But they live in Perth.

Odd.