1. Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days.” Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
2. Go to Wikipedia and click "random article." The first article you get is the name of your band.
3. Go to quotationspage.com and hit "random quotes." The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
4 - Use Photoshop, PSP, the Gimp, or similar (pixlr.com is a free online photo editor) to put it all together.
That's pretty damned hilarious.